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MarcGreenberg
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I had an interesting discussion with one of my neighbors who really, really wanted me to get a smart watch.
My neighbor's name is Mike and he works in telesales for one of the really large electronics manufacturers. Mike is somewhat younger than I am. I am solidly Generation X; I called Mike a Millennial, which he rejected, and we settled on Generation Y for him.
Mike started showing me his smart watch and saying how much he loves it and that I should get one. My first response was, "I wore a watch for 30 years. I have a really nice one that my Wife gave me. Then a couple of years ago I stopped wearing a watch because nobody younger than me was wearing one and my watch was making me look old. You millennials can't make me wear a watch again so soon!"
Mike was slightly puzzled, but he went on, telling me how convenient it is not to have to take his phone out of his pocket 50 times a day. I flipped up my shirt and pulled my phone from my cellphone holster. I know there isn't a Gen-Y alive who uses a cellphone holster, but for the most part, mine is covered by my shirt, so I don't mind. Advantage me.
Then Mike said, "but you can read all your texts and emails on it". "Sorry", I said, "my arms aren't long enough. When you hit 40 you will understand."
"No problem," said Mike, "Watch this: 'Hey <name assistant="" digital="" of="">, text Dave with, 'What's up Buddy?''".
I laughed, "I am never going to do that."
Mike was still trying. "Bluetooth to your car?" Sorry, my Jaguar's too old for that. "Bluetooth to your Wife's car?" Nope; 'Outlaw Country' station on the satellite radio.
Mike did a great job, but he finally gave up. The best attempt to get me hooked on a smart watch failed. However, I will take one of those 6th generation phones with the larger screen!</name>
My neighbor's name is Mike and he works in telesales for one of the really large electronics manufacturers. Mike is somewhat younger than I am. I am solidly Generation X; I called Mike a Millennial, which he rejected, and we settled on Generation Y for him.
Mike started showing me his smart watch and saying how much he loves it and that I should get one. My first response was, "I wore a watch for 30 years. I have a really nice one that my Wife gave me. Then a couple of years ago I stopped wearing a watch because nobody younger than me was wearing one and my watch was making me look old. You millennials can't make me wear a watch again so soon!"
Mike was slightly puzzled, but he went on, telling me how convenient it is not to have to take his phone out of his pocket 50 times a day. I flipped up my shirt and pulled my phone from my cellphone holster. I know there isn't a Gen-Y alive who uses a cellphone holster, but for the most part, mine is covered by my shirt, so I don't mind. Advantage me.
Then Mike said, "but you can read all your texts and emails on it". "Sorry", I said, "my arms aren't long enough. When you hit 40 you will understand."
"No problem," said Mike, "Watch this: 'Hey <name assistant="" digital="" of="">, text Dave with, 'What's up Buddy?''".
I laughed, "I am never going to do that."
Mike was still trying. "Bluetooth to your car?" Sorry, my Jaguar's too old for that. "Bluetooth to your Wife's car?" Nope; 'Outlaw Country' station on the satellite radio.
Mike did a great job, but he finally gave up. The best attempt to get me hooked on a smart watch failed. However, I will take one of those 6th generation phones with the larger screen!</name>